zeldathemes
Welcome to a blog based on humor
Sup bitches
HOVER
Yo I'm Austin and I like food and butts also cute people. Ty is awesome and is my best friend. This blog is random but funny.. you feel?? But also I just want a hubby.
»

condorn:

yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place

Seriously someone needs to start flirtting with me now because I’m already mad that no one is cuddling with me in my bed God dammit!

kansass:

I’m bored who wants to fall in love

assgod:

i wanna fuck

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

cutestfollower:

"So what would you like for your birthday, sweetie?"

flamingno:

the sims facebook page just posted this and i’m scared

flamingno:

the sims facebook page just posted this and i’m scared

  #this is actually hot  
Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me