zeldathemes
Welcome to a blog based on humor
Sup bitches
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My name is Austin. I'm a simply city prince from New York who enjoys food, hotties, drag queens, hotties, funny things, entertainment, hotties, hotties hotties. I'm a bit of a slut/free thinker, and according to many I have a nice ass. I may be a bitch, and sassy, but I'm also funny and nice.. Or so I tell myself.

I hope you enjoy my blog! :)

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have you lost anything in your vagina?

Anonymous

svveden:

sapphiretemplo:

if this aint me as hell

sapphiretemplo:

if this aint me as hell

bagmilk:

"there’s nothing to drink"

"there’s water"

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american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

I wanted to shave and trim today but there is no hot water in my shower so I’m not sleeping till that how water comes back.

robelessd:

Hocus Pocus (1993)

it’s almost that time of the year again!!!

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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