I was not fucking ready
My name is Austin. I'm a simply city prince from New York who enjoys food, hotties, drag queens, hotties, funny things, entertainment, hotties, hotties hotties. I'm a bit of a slut/free thinker, and according to many I have a nice ass. I may be a bitch, and sassy, but I'm also funny and nice.. Or so I tell myself.
I hope you enjoy my blog! :)
when ur mom says ur having pizza for dinner
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
Sexism. Does it still exist?
Many men say no.
Black people protest over other black people getting murdered and they are called animals and hit with tear gas but white people start flipping cars and shit over pumpkins and all they get is “awww how cute they are so rowdy”
when you wear cute underwear nothing bad can happen
It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem