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Yo I'm Austin and I like food and butts also cute people. Ty is awesome and is my best friend. This blog is random but funny.. you feel?? But also I just want a hubby.
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princeofprocrastination:

Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? 

princeofprocrastination:

Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? 

guy:

when ur friend falls asleep during a sleepover

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This kind if hurts and I’m hungry.

This kind if hurts and I’m hungry.

  #Selfie    #maybe    #look at my hairy arm    #so nasty  

jamehcook:

grapes with seeds can go to hell

Today is going to be the day I faint because I had to not eat for several hours in order for my blood to get checked and I’m not happy about this because it usually hurts. I’ll probably take a picture.

  #personal    #I'm so scared    #guys help    #send me nudes it will help  
seerofsarcasm:

fuckyeahkagamine-twins:

so miku is opening for lady gaga

I LAUGHED AND SAID “HAHA THAT’S SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE” BUT THEN I WENT TO HER TWITTER AND THIS ISN’T A JOKE THIS IS REAL

seerofsarcasm:

fuckyeahkagamine-twins:

so miku is opening for lady gaga

I LAUGHED AND SAID “HAHA THAT’S SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE” BUT THEN I WENT TO HER TWITTER AND THIS ISN’T A JOKE THIS IS REAL

  #fuck yeah  
tojothethief:


Just bull things. 

tojothethief:

Just bull things.