zeldathemes
Welcome to a blog based on humor
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Hey! My name is Austin. I'm a boy from New York who loves food, butts, and sassing the crap out of people. My best friend Tyler told me I should join, so here I am!

Enjoy that which is my blog!

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

I look so fucking cute oh my gosh..

I look so fucking cute oh my gosh..

  #Selfie    #guys you don't understand like    #I should no longer be single cause of this  
visvxl:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

visvxl:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

  #I live there  

ashleyapathy:

Heartbreaking Moments: 6/7 ~ The Iron Giant Sacrificing Himself (The Iron Giant)

  #this was sad  

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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