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Welcome to a blog based on humor
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My name is Austin. I'm a simply city prince from New York who enjoys food, hotties, drag queens, hotties, funny things, entertainment, hotties, hotties hotties. I'm a bit of a slut/free thinker, and according to many I have a nice ass. I may be a bitch, and sassy, but I'm also funny and nice.. Or so I tell myself.

I hope you enjoy my blog! :)

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rotatingfloor:

masterofbirds:

in3ffable-lib3rty:

IMPORTANT FERGUSON UPDATE - WATCH THIS VIDEO BEFORE YOUTUBE TAKES IT DOWN

CNN REPORTER Fredricka Whitfield interviews the Store Owner’s Lawyer (from the store that was “”“”“”“robbed”“”“”“”“”“”” by “”“”“”“”“”mike brown”“”“”“”“”“)

As the lawyer begins to explain what really happened, cnn “”“”“loses the feed”“”“”“

WOW

that fucking tape rewinding sound this shit is sooooooo staged

  #sooo    #this shit happened    #I like how the woman even gave a wtf face  

neongenesisevangaylion:

"If I was gay…" and "I’m not gay but…." by Zachary Colin Rance

no homo level 1,000

  #.....    #okay  

excepttheeyes:

Most of these actors are too old, some of the edits are still messy but I’m tired of staring at them on photoshop, and we’re never going to agree on houses for everyone BUT I think I should get a solid B for effort. (list of actors can be found here)

  #WHAT IS THIS    #IS THIS FOR REAL?!  
werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

burningaxel:

i like my hair in these pics.

  #you're hair is great    #friends  

chandigarhia:

please unmute this vine

bonbonbunny:

Kenichi Suzumura murders a man then goes back to singing

bonbonbunny:

Kenichi Suzumura murders a man then goes back to singing

  #damn  

heirofslytherin:

Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?

Not me.

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  #same