zeldathemes
Welcome to a blog based on humor
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My name is Austin. I'm a simply city prince from New York who enjoys food, hotties, drag queens, hotties, funny things, entertainment, hotties, hotties hotties. I'm a bit of a slut/free thinker, and according to many I have a nice ass. I may be a bitch, and sassy, but I'm also funny and nice.. Or so I tell myself.

I hope you enjoy my blog! :)

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literalirony:

potterhead-bamf:

unstable-dreams:

#’Please. I grew up with Sirius - you had to know you’d need to be more creative than just trying to GRAB it.’

 so much bitch please

How did I not notice that ‘bitch please’ face before?

literalirony:

potterhead-bamf:

unstable-dreams:

#’Please. I grew up with Sirius - you had to know you’d need to be more creative than just trying to GRAB it.’

 so much bitch please

How did I not notice that ‘bitch please’ face before?

corradocoia:

 

And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.

hidenagachika:

imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk

krunkidile:

oldroots:

"hahah thems the rules kiss my ass nerds"

im sorry for making all of these comics one after the other i’m gonna make one more and have a break i swear lmao

I see shit like this, and it helps me with the massive anxiety attacks this game has brought me without even playing it.

phukers:

I only use snapchat to send nudes and flirt with hot people

hangingoutwithdogs:

and we’re back.

hangingoutwithdogs:

and we’re back.

yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

heart:

when something is stuck in your eye in public

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katara:

janemba:

qualitymeat:

LMAO STOP

I love this so much

i love how she didn’t know if that joke was going to flop or not she surprised herself i love it